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tripleship:

Sora’s Keyblade

tripleship:

Sora’s Keyblade


There’s an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power, and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need. What’s that, then? 



F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags


But he did care, and I loved him for that.
— 10 word story



Measuring Up 

rudennotgingr:

Summary: The Doctor stumbles across a chart that has him concerned about his ability to please Rose.

Rating: Teen

A/N: So this spawned off of a conversation between almondina and I, due to her running across a real article about men’s penis sizes and how they correlate to woman’s satisfaction. The link to the article will be included in my tumblr post of the fic. Anyway, due to several hilarious tidbits she tossed my way and her asking so nicely, this happened. Thanks to thedoctordanceswithrose for the beta!

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It hadn’t taken long for the chart to spread like wildfire through the male ranks of Torchwood. That hadn’t been his intention when he had shown the copy to Jake. It was supposed to have been something shared in confidence, something kept between mates.

The Doctor should have known better.

He had found the bloody chart in some…fashion magazine two weekends ago. He and Rose had stayed at the Tyler mansion to watch Tony while Jackie and Pete took a quick getaway to Greece. One night, after they had finally managed to get Tony to bed, he had been waiting for Rose to get back to their room with late night snacks and had taken to pacing. The stack of magazines that Jackie always left for Rose having eventually caught his eye. He flipped uninterestedly through the pages. Ads and ridiculous articles about “how best to please your man” flitted in and out of view.

Then he had found the page. The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart was staring him in the face. Complete with a sticky note from Jackie that read, “Is he a Cock Lord as well?”

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spookyknight:

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The Doctor startled awake at the sound of old brakes scraping a large vehicle to a stop. The discordant noise clashed with the otherwise harmonious symphony resounding outside. The howling wind, pounding rain, and tinkling ring of a neighbor’s wind chimes had all conspired a soothing melody that apparently lulled him to sleep some time ago.

An incremental rise in temperature had changed the ashen snowfall to sleet, and finally rain, over the course of Christmas Day.

Not the most festive weather.

But the inside of the Tyler flat was cozy enough, even at this late hour, lit only by the soft white glow of lights on the third Christmas tree to stand in the living room over this holiday.

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tangarang:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

jareallyclose

tangarang:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

jareallyclose


sonofacumbercookie:

awkward-fallen-angel:

felicia-daisies:

proudofjenn:

What. The. Fuck. lmao

this stressed me out for a moment

omg I was so confused

it just looks so….. wrong

sonofacumbercookie:

awkward-fallen-angel:

felicia-daisies:

proudofjenn:

What. The. Fuck. lmao

this stressed me out for a moment

omg I was so confused

it just looks so….. wrong


rosecutietyler:

(request by wilde-night) rose & the doctor

“What Rose brings to the Doctor’s life is completion. It’s completing a circle – he’s male, he’s alien, he’s a traveler. Between the two of them together they complement each other and discover each other. And are in love with each other – absolutely, unashamedly, unreservedly.” 

― Russell T. Davies